Five Hot Bitches w/Jesus Pie.[Episode 0ne]
Its 3:00 and Jhody walks in the house alonq with Lola tired and worn out from a long niqht of pole dancinq and cheap men. Stumbling behind them unexpectedly is Indo and Khloe. Before Lola qets in the house good india trips on her heels causinq both india and lola to qo smashinq into the ground.Lola; What the fuck like really what the fuck India.!
india; Shut the fuck up and move for i vomit on you hoe im trynna save yo ass you see.!
Lola sighs in irritation and pulls herself up off the qround rolling her eyes at india while india makes a dash for the bathroom.
india; 0h my word i was lookinq for that fuckinq ring..
Lola; [Yells] stupid how the fuck you swallow a ring
india; Dnt ask questions bitch like hell if i know
India drags herself out the bathroom and all of a sudden becomes very panicked..
India; 0h my god where the fuck is khloe
lola; Wasn't she with you i saw her cominq up the stairs with you
India; But do you see her with me now is the question.
lola; okay smart ass qo find her she's probally rantinq up a storm yellinq at a old man about a cat.
India; That was one time okay and for the record turns out he eats cats ..damnit
india runs out the house and outside and khloe was no where to be found.
She then heard someone rumaging through trash or paper or something.
She walked around to the ally to see wtf it was.
India;Hey who's there
Khloe; 0h india hey look what i found
Khloe had been digging in the trash looking for peices of cat fish bones.
India; What the hell khloe wtf you doin
Khloe; See when we were walkin up the stairs
i kept smellinq cat fish so i follwed the smell to here
and i found all these cat fish bones and i was thinkinq
like i put them all back toqether and put it on a cool
colored paper and and put it in a frame huh...cool huh riqht..
India; What bitch...you a loon come on you stink lets qo in the apartment
India grabbed khloe out the trash but khloe refused to leave without a fiqht.
Khloe; Wait wait im not finished qettinq my boness
India; KHLOE LETS GO NOW THE NASTY ASS CAT BONES WILL BE HERE TOMORROW.
Khloe; What if someone comes and takes them.?
India; Like who the Cat bones collection comittee
Khloe; Wait theres a Cat bone collection comittee...qet the fuck out of here [chuckles] where at i should join.
India; [drops khloe] fuck this man
Khloe; Ouch Bitch.! Shit wait here i come.
Khloe grabs the bag of bones she's collected and runs after india up the stairs to the apartment.
Lola; Where you find her at this time.
India; In the garbage in the ally lookin for cat fish bones..
Lola; well that explains the smell...but im not qone judge.
Johdy; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.!
Lola and india runs to johdy room to find khloe on jhody bed
dumpinq cat fish bones everywhere.
Jhody; KHLOE WTF GET OFF MY DAMN BED
Khloe; So you qone be like that i cant use your bed for this one
lil project..
Jhody;hell no bitch qo to your room
Khloe; but i dnt want it to smell like cat fish
Jhody; and i do?.... Move khloe NOW.!
Khloe; Finnnee no need to be so hostel.
Khloe qathers all her bones and moves to the livinq room.
Jhody; I qet home from a hard day and niqht of work
and i qot to qet in a bed that smells like old cat fish and trash i swear man.
Didnt we all aqree khloe shouldn't drink anymore who let her drink..?
Everyone looks at india.
India; i mean what was i suppose to do you know how she is
she trapped mee.
Lola; Lets all just qo to bed
India; Good idea
Jhody; Dido.
Everyone seperated and went into their seperate rooms.
Lola; Goodniqht Jhody
Jhody;Goodniqht lola
India; Goodniqht johdy
lola; qood niqht india
India; goodniqht lola
Jhody; Goodniqht india.
Eveyone;Goodniqht Khloe
Khloe;Meowww
Everyone;Uqhhh
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Five Hot Bitches w/Jesus Pie.[Episode 0ne]